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Protocol Fit Audit · Step one free

Find your fit.
Prove it with data.

Six questions. About three minutes. One best-fit path — a club, two or three legal consumer products, the app screens you’ll actually use, and the labs worth discussing with an independent qualified professional. No guesswork, no gray market — discreet packaging with full product details.

Begin the audit → How scoring works
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0 Steps — first one free
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€0 Full report — credited
The instrument

Your audit begins here.

Answer like you’d answer a clinician — the path at the end is only as honest as the inputs. Everything stays in this browser tab until you decide otherwise.

Protocol Fit Audit · v3.0 Step 01 / 06

Step 01 — The goal

What are we optimising?

One goal. The audit maps it across all seven clubs anyway — this just sets the lane.

Pick your goal
Or say it — “glow my skin”, “recover from a tendon”…
Step 02 — The situation

Where is your body right now?

Select everything that applies. This tunes the products and the third slot in your protocol.

Current situation — select all that apply

Optional — what have you tried before?

No judgement, even the Telegram stuff. It changes how we write your plan, never whether you get one.

What you have tried before — select all that apply
Step 03 — The format

How do you want to take it?

Topical, supplement, or a ready-made kit — or skip products entirely and keep it education only. Peppies sells legal consumer products; nothing here is injected or prescribed.

Format preference — pick one
Step 04 — The safety screen

Safety flags.

These answers outrank everything else. Any flag here routes you to education-only content and a signpost to speak with an independent qualified professional — that’s a feature, not a detour.

Safety flags — select all that apply
Step 05 — The support

How do you want to be held to it?

This sets your club tier. You can move between tiers any month — pause, don’t cancel.

Pick your support preference
Step 06 — The privacy

How private do you want this?

Private front, full identity on scan, emergency identity under peel-back. Choose how your front reads and how your data moves. Select all that apply.

Privacy preference — select all that apply

Keyboard · TAB moves · SPACE selects · ENTER continues

Methodology

How the audit scores you.

01

Mapping

Seven goals, seven clubs, twelve SKUs. Your goal picks the lane; your situation answers tune the protocol — a GLP-1 user and a marathoner do not get the same third product.

02

Triage

Safety answers outrank preference. Medication, conditions, pregnancy, or WADA testing reroute the path toward education-only support and a clear signpost to speak with an independent qualified professional — before any cart exists.

03

Calibration

Self-serve, coach, or guided review: your support pick sets the membership tier. The audit never recommends past what your answers justify — no upsell logic, just fit.

The audit is triage, not diagnosis. No answer here is medical advice — your clinician always has the last word.

PROTOCOL FIT REPORT — SPECIMEN N° 2611 Best-fit path, itemised. 01 — GOAL MAP, ALL 7 CLUBS 02 — PRODUCT ROUTINE, AM/PM 03 — LAB CHECKLIST + PROFESSIONAL HANDOFF 04 — 90-DAY MILESTONES D0 D45 D90
The full report — €49

One audit. Every answer, itemised.

The free result gives you the path. The full Protocol Fit Report is the dossier: everything below, written for you and readable by your doctor.

  • 01Your goal mapped across all seven clubs — including the ones we ruled out, and why.
  • 02A product routine with AM/PM directions, label guidance, and refill cadence.
  • 03A personalised lab checklist and a handoff summary for an independent qualified professional — bring it to your GP.
  • 04A 90-day milestone plan that drops straight into your Peptide Passport.
Take the audit first

€49 credited toward your first membership month

Questions

Before you press begin.

Is the audit really free?
The six steps and your best-fit path — club, products, app screens, lab suggestions — are free, every time, no account needed. The optional €49 Protocol Fit Report is the deep version, and the €49 is credited toward your first membership month if you join a club.
Is this medical advice?
No. The audit is triage: it sorts goals, flags risks, and points you at the right level of support. Peppies does not prescribe, diagnose, or replace a doctor — when a flag calls for it, we signpost you to speak with an independent qualified professional. Your clinician always outranks our algorithm — we designed it that way.
What happens to my answers?
They live in this browser tab while you take the audit — nothing is sent anywhere. If you unlock the full report or join a club, your answers seed your Peptide Passport so your progress has a baseline from day one.
I’m on medication — should I still take it?
Yes — that’s exactly what the safety-flags step is for. Medication and condition flags move you to an education-only path and a clear signpost to speak with an independent qualified professional, and your result will say so plainly. Talk to your doctor before adding anything new; bring the lab checklist with you.
Can I retake it?
As often as life changes. New goal, new training block, new prescription — restart the audit and the path recalculates. Members see their path history in the Passport.

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